*****Human OS version 1.0*****

(c) 1978

Running Power On Self Check

Return to hospital to run setup

Testing memory………..Memory mode not optimal. Brain fog found.

Testing limbs………..Left leg: Failed. Right Leg: Failed. Left Arm: Failed. Right Arm: Slow response.

Warning: limbs not responding. Move any limb to continue.

Testing network connection……… Twitter found. Warning: network too fast.

Please insert tablets………Tablets found.

Fatal Error: Coffee not found. Abort, Retry, Ignore?

Timeout. Returning to sleep mode.

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